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Meet the world's worst band...

Follow the Saga of the North — a new cartoon strip especially drawn for 4barsrest by Nezzy.

Billy Baton
 

Billy Baton is the egotistical MD of the world's most unsuccessful brass band — Sludgedyke Silver. Follow his and the band's antics on their quest to win a competition.

Read episode 1 now and get yourself familiarised with the motley crew of talent that makes up Sludgedyke Silver.

www.4barsrest.com/nezzy/saga.asp

Sludgedyke is completely fictitious and all the characters are simply plucked out of thin air... if you believe that then you’ll believe anythingNezzy

Fictitious

Nezzy informs us that "Sludgedyke Silver Band (from ‘up North’) is completely fictitious and all the characters are simply plucked out of thin air... if you believe that then you’ll believe anything.

"The characters have facets of all the bands folk you have ever come across – ranging from the gifted; the not so gifted; the pre-Madonna; the big and pig headed right down to the village idiot. They are out there somewhere clutching a brass instrument, a baton, a microphone, an adjudicators pencil or strutting around in a committee room. I hope you enjoy the saga...".

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